Jul 28, 2021

The FMB felt like a laugh and 1980's international smash hit The Gods Must Be Crazy would surely deliver-- instead it sounds like our hosts had about as much fun as a taking a glass coke bottle to the noggin.
Ay yai yai...

next week: Phantasm

Jul 21, 2021

This week, Magellan's cast his net back into David Lynch's filmography and fished out this Disney-produced, underappreciated little slice of genuine American beauty (not to be confused with American Beauty, a film which robbed Straight Story actor Richard Farnsworth of his justly deserved prize)

next week: The Gods...

Jul 15, 2021

This week, the Nicolas Cage-starring, stupid-teen-murdering Five Nights at Freddy's knockoff seeks to entertain the FMB. It fails. 

next week: The Straight Story

Jul 9, 2021

It's been 4 years since the Fast Family's last genuine outing. Now, during cinema's darkest hour, Dominic Toretto returns to the big screen hoping that you will too. 

Does absence make the heart grow fonder? Or has enough time passed for the franchise to curdle? With Magellan out for the count, it's up to Tobias and...